My friend e-mailed this to me — No. 3 is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard:
General experience indicates that "husky girls" — those who are just a little on the heavy side — are more even tempered and efficient than their underweight sisters.
Had I been alive circa 1943, who knows, I coulda climbed the ranks all the way to No. 1 coffee-getter for some misogynistic slimeball. Husky girls, circa 2008, may not be so fortunate. Ironic.